The title might be a bit sarcastic.
I think Old Greg* is using the weeds around the A/C as his hideout.
And no, that's not a tree in front of the grill, it's just a really tall weed. It might be taller than I am. We might have only cut our grass once since this winter.
What!? No one could see it but us thanks to the fence ;)
*Old Greg is a Mighty Boosh character (British skit). Rob forced me to watch a load of their videos and they only confused me/ scarred me for life so I won't link to it. Feel free to youtube but don't hate me when you do. The mirror world skit is better in my opinion.